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Created on 2003-12-15 09:50:26 (#1579818), last updated 2008-10-25
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| Name: | themuzition |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1983-05-25 |
| Location: | Raleigh, North Carolina, United States |
| Website: | Part Time Pimp |
My name is Brandon. I'm currently rocking my shit out in grad school and loving it (sometimes). I keep a journal and a website, http://www.parttimepimp.net. I live in an apartment in Raleigh, go to NC State University, and I really enjoy kissing. I enjoy watching movies and playing video games. I'd like to work as the head of a research lab or something when I get out of grad school (if I ever get out).
I like a variety of music, and love too many bands to comprehensively list. Besides, it kinda changes.
I wrote this really funny article about how blowjobs help cure breast cancer and made it look like a CNN article. Then all of the sudden it got around on the internet and people believed it. I even duped other countries into printing it as actual news, by accident. I wouldn't say I feel bad about it, but I feel sort of awkward when people bring it up around new people. The fact that it became such a huge deal is funnier than the article itself ever was. Besides, we're adults. Blowjobs aren't funny by themselves. They need some sort of juxtaposition.
I also have a tendency to write "-ign" at the eng of my words rather than "-ing".
I like a variety of music, and love too many bands to comprehensively list. Besides, it kinda changes.
I wrote this really funny article about how blowjobs help cure breast cancer and made it look like a CNN article. Then all of the sudden it got around on the internet and people believed it. I even duped other countries into printing it as actual news, by accident. I wouldn't say I feel bad about it, but I feel sort of awkward when people bring it up around new people. The fact that it became such a huge deal is funnier than the article itself ever was. Besides, we're adults. Blowjobs aren't funny by themselves. They need some sort of juxtaposition.
I also have a tendency to write "-ign" at the eng of my words rather than "-ing".
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acc football, amy duncan, disc golf, doodling, gastonia, mixing, movies, music, nc state, parttimepimp.net, turntablism, whatever
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